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This site is an elaborate practical joke. You've probably never heard of it.

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In the meantime, there are some links to things I'm responsible for:

I'm probably responsible for more things (spoiler: probably code) but these are the ones I could quickly think of.

*NEW* I might be giving away free email accounts because I'm getting increasinly annoyed by the internet becoming centralised between big corporations. Send me a mail to find out.

HTTPS access: As of 2016-01-21 I've stopped using my own CA and switched to let's encrypt. No steps are required to make your browser speak TLS with this domain, except actually typing https instead of http in the URL bar.

PGP key: The key ID for my current key is 0x9F1806684444CD8F. You can get it from this file or your preferred keyserver. If you use the commandline gpg util, the syntax is gpg --recv-keys 0x9F1806684444CD8F. It is a 4096 bit RSA key.

Contact: Send me an electronic mail (sounds weird when you say the whole name, right?). If you don't like email, we can negotiate something else for future communication, but everybody has an email address so this is the easiest way to get in touch. Please ignore this link, it is meant for spammers and other people who want to harvest my email address..


Note: This domain is also used by other people, mostly for mail.

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